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  • Andrew Pratt
    Ultra Senior Member
    • Aug 2000
    • 16478
    #1

    Joke time :)

    Okay here's one I heard this weekend.

    Little J6P was sitting in his math class and the teacher asked him to add 2 plus 3...so little joey counts with his fingers and comes up with 5. Very good joey okay now I want you to try a harder one and I don't want you to use your fingers this time so stick them in your pockets. Okay now what is 5 plus 5...now poor little joey is trying to count in his head but its not working very well so he tries to use his fingers...after a few moments little joey comes up with the answer...11.




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    • Lexman
      Super Senior Member
      • Jun 2000
      • 1776
      #2
      Wahahaha.

      Lex





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        • Stoopalini
          Member
          • Aug 2000
          • 99
          #3
          Oh man ...... LOL

          Boy, you guys sure are a full service forum huh?
          All this Home Theater info PLUS some comic relief! :B
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            • Patrick Sun
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              • Aug 2000
              • 1382
              #4
              "now poor little joey is trying to count in his head."

              I contend that J6P was correct!




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                • John Holmes
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                  • Aug 2000
                  • 2707
                  #5
                  umph,umph, umph




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                  "I have come here, to chew bubblegum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubblegum!!!"
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                    • David Meek
                      Ultra Senior Member
                      • Aug 2000
                      • 8934
                      #6
                      Okay, here's another one.

                      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

                      What did the elephant say to the naked man?

                      "It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

                      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++




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                        • Joey Millison
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                          • Aug 2000
                          • 1021
                          #7
                          Hardy har har...you're toast Andrew
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                            • Andrew Pratt
                              Ultra Senior Member
                              • Aug 2000
                              • 16478
                              #8
                              joey I could have been cruel and said the answer was only 10.5




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                                • Lexman
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                                  • Jun 2000
                                  • 1776
                                  #9
                                  The fat man said he was having a hard time finding it. The wife said, then you should "di-et".

                                  The fat man said, oh yeah? well, what color is it now? ROFL.

                                  Lex





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                                    • Mats
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                                      • Jun 2000
                                      • 1324
                                      #10
                                      hahaha




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                                        • John Holmes
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                                          • Aug 2000
                                          • 2707
                                          #11
                                          Good ones David and Lex!




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                                          "I have come here, to chew bubblegum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubblegum!!!"
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                                            • Jehan
                                              Senior Member
                                              • Aug 2000
                                              • 613
                                              #12
                                              lol. harsh but funny.
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