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  • Andrew Pratt
    Moderator Emeritus
    • Aug 2000
    • 16507

    Joke time :)

    Okay here's one I heard this weekend.

    Little J6P was sitting in his math class and the teacher asked him to add 2 plus 3...so little joey counts with his fingers and comes up with 5. Very good joey okay now I want you to try a harder one and I don't want you to use your fingers this time so stick them in your pockets. Okay now what is 5 plus 5...now poor little joey is trying to count in his head but its not working very well so he tries to use his fingers...after a few moments little joey comes up with the answer...11.




  • Lexman
    Super Senior Member
    • Jun 2000
    • 1777

    #2
    Wahahaha.

    Lex





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    • Stoopalini
      Member
      • Aug 2000
      • 99

      #3
      Oh man ...... LOL

      Boy, you guys sure are a full service forum huh?
      All this Home Theater info PLUS some comic relief! :B

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      • Patrick Sun
        Super Senior Member
        • Aug 2000
        • 1380

        #4
        "now poor little joey is trying to count in his head."

        I contend that J6P was correct!




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        • John Holmes
          Moderator Emeritus
          • Aug 2000
          • 2703

          #5
          umph,umph, umph




          "I came here, to chew bubble gum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!!!" My DVD's
          "I have come here, to chew bubblegum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubblegum!!!"

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          • David Meek
            Moderator Emeritus
            • Aug 2000
            • 8938

            #6
            Okay, here's another one.

            +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

            What did the elephant say to the naked man?

            "It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

            +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++




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            • Joey Millison
              Moderator Emeritus
              • Aug 2000
              • 1022

              #7
              Hardy har har...you're toast Andrew

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              • Andrew Pratt
                Moderator Emeritus
                • Aug 2000
                • 16507

                #8
                joey I could have been cruel and said the answer was only 10.5




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                • Lexman
                  Super Senior Member
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 1777

                  #9
                  The fat man said he was having a hard time finding it. The wife said, then you should "di-et".

                  The fat man said, oh yeah? well, what color is it now? ROFL.

                  Lex





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                  • Mats
                    Special Member
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 1326

                    #10
                    hahaha




                    Mats
                    HTGuide
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                    • John Holmes
                      Moderator Emeritus
                      • Aug 2000
                      • 2703

                      #11
                      Good ones David and Lex!




                      "I came here, to chew bubble gum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!!!" My DVD's
                      "I have come here, to chew bubblegum and kickass. And I'm all out of bubblegum!!!"

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                      • Jehan
                        Senior Member
                        • Aug 2000
                        • 613

                        #12
                        lol. harsh but funny.

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