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  • aarsoe
    Senior Member
    • May 2004
    • 795

    #1

    The Happening

    Don't normally write reviews, but last night I realized that I accidentally had purchased a movie thinking it was another one - The Happening.
    Will skip everything and just say that I have not seen such bad acting in years. To put it into perspective I would state that Police Academy is Oscar material compared to this piece of &;$@.
    If someone ever was mistaken and believed that Mark Wahlberg could act, then this should set the record straight!
    Now if only the movie was so bad that you could just laugh, but that is not the case. Nothing is plausible, nothing is even barely believable..
    Simply gave up after an hour and wanted more than anything else to burn the blu-ray and flog myself for not paying more attention when buying movies.
    Hope I can prevent some of you doing the same mistake as I did.
  • George Bellefontaine
    Moderator Emeritus
    • Jan 2001
    • 7636

    #2
    Oh, yes, the movie by that M. Night fella. Yep, it was a real stinker. Although I don't share the same opinion as you regarding Wahlberg's acting in general, The Happening was a poorly written script. A real turd, period.
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    • Chris D
      Ultra Senior Member
      • Dec 2000
      • 16875

      #3
      This was sitting around our office, so I watched it yesterday. EASILY the worst movie I've seen in the last 5 years, including Michael Moore's crap.

      Then I go to rate it on Netflix (gave it 1 star) and the average ranking there is 3 stars. :wtf:
      CHRIS

      Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
      - Pleasantville

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      • Bob
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2000
        • 800

        #4
        Thanks for the warning.

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        • Ovation
          Super Senior Member
          • Sep 2004
          • 2204

          #5
          I'm a pretty big fan of M. Night Shymalan (sp?)--even of films that others have not liked--but even I think this one is serious dud.

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          • Chris D
            Ultra Senior Member
            • Dec 2000
            • 16875

            #6
            I actually thought it was an intruiging idea from him. But everything after the original idea--acting, writing, directing... absolute crap. I'll give 1 star for the idea.
            CHRIS

            Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
            - Pleasantville

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