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  • George Bellefontaine
    Moderator Emeritus
    • Jan 2001
    • 7636

    #1

    Jonah Hex... what the ???

    I thought this may have been a decent western. Boy, was I wrong. It's based on a western comic book antihero. If I had known this in advance, I would have known better than to expect too much. The whole thing is just poorly done cinema and a complete waste of a good actor's time. Josh Brolin didn't do his career any good by starring in this mess. Thankfully it was only 80 minutes or so. I wouldn't even recommend a rental here.
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  • David Meek
    Ultra Senior Member
    • Aug 2000
    • 8934

    #2
    Heard and understood Sir George!
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    • technodanvan
      Super Senior Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 1520

      #3
      Not even a mention of the trainwreck that is Megan Fox?
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      • Chris D
        Ultra Senior Member
        • Dec 2000
        • 16875

        #4
        Pure trainwreck. Horrible trainwreck. Bad, bad, naughty, hot, fine, tasty trainwreck.
        CHRIS

        Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
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        • George Bellefontaine
          Moderator Emeritus
          • Jan 2001
          • 7636

          #5
          Originally posted by technodanvan
          Not even a mention of the trainwreck that is Megan Fox?
          The whole movie was such a mess that I didn't feel it was worth my time to write even a small review. As far as Megan goes, if you didn't care about the crummy acting and just wanted to look at her, you would have a hard time. The film was so dark at times you couldn't even make out the actors let alone what they were doing.
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          • wettou
            Ultra Senior Member
            • May 2006
            • 3398

            #6
            Originally posted by George Bellefontaine
            The whole movie was such a mess that I didn't feel it was worth my time to write even a small review. As far as Megan goes, if you didn't care about the crummy acting and just wanted to look at her, you would have a hard time. The film was so dark at times you couldn't even make out the actors let alone what they were doing.
            Agreed that movie was really bad, Megan has had a lot of plastic surgery done, checks, breast !!! sad
            Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field."Dwight D. Eisenhower

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            • Chris D
              Ultra Senior Member
              • Dec 2000
              • 16875

              #7
              Just watched this one. (guy bought it from a Haji shop here for $1.50) Just as bad as everyone's been saying. And yes, Megan Fox is just as bad...

              ... bad, bad, dirty girl... naughty, naughty...
              CHRIS

              Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
              - Pleasantville

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              • David Meek
                Ultra Senior Member
                • Aug 2000
                • 8934

                #8
                ... should be disciplined thoroughly... :
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