Could catwoman be this years Gigli?

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  • Gordon Moore
    Ultra Senior Member
    • Feb 2002
    • 3188

    #1

    Could catwoman be this years Gigli?

    Discover reviews, ratings, and trailers for Catwoman on Rotten Tomatoes. Stay updated with critic and audience scores today!


    Maybe...all though it's currently fairing better than the 7% Gigli has

    My favorite quote:

    "Catwoman meows, purrs, and hisses, but mostly just sucks. "
    http://www.juicycerebellum.com/200428.htm

    This one's pretty good as well:

    "CATWOMAN should never have been made."
    Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
  • Kevin P
    Ultra Senior Member
    • Aug 2000
    • 10812

    #2
    Well, let's see...

    Catwoman: Halle Berry :drool:

    Gigli: J.Loser :smackbutt: and Ben Quaffleck :throwup:

    Let's see, which would I rather blow my hard-earned cash on to watch...

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    • Burke Strickland
      Ultra Senior Member
      • Sep 2001
      • 3159

      #3
      Originally posted by Kevin P
      Let's see, which would I rather blow my hard-earned cash on to watch...
      From all I've read about "Catwoman", you really would be blowing your cash on it. For example, check out this review in case the ones Gordon cited aren't convincing enough.

      If you want to watch Halle Berry, she's acted -- and looked good -- in a number of movies that ARE worth viewing. Why not pick up the DVD of "Monster's Ball" or "Die Another Day" or "X-Men" or "X-Men 2" or "Bulworth" or "Introducing Dorothy Dandridge" instead of wasting money on a dog, er, mangy cat, :>) of a movie?

      Just a thought. OTOH, Halle Berry crawling around on all fours in "Catwoman" is still bound to be better than anything Bennifer does in "Gigli". :>)

      Burke

      What you DON'T say may be held against you...

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      • George Bellefontaine
        Moderator Emeritus
        • Jan 2001
        • 7636

        #4
        Oh, I'll probably rent it when it comes to dvd, just to watch her crawling around... :twisted:
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        • Lex
          Ultra Senior Member
          • Apr 2001
          • 27460

          #5
          Maybe I can buy a gross of the DVDs when they come out to give away with cable orders, that's one thing they could do with them. I'd like to put Halle on the site. :B

          Lex
          Doug
          "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" - Kramer

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          • Kevin P
            Ultra Senior Member
            • Aug 2000
            • 10812

            #6
            Giving away the DVDs with cable orders would probably hurt sales! : Unless you go on the premise that CAT Cables are so good they make even Gigli and Catwoman watchable!

            Better yet Lex, get Halle to pose for a CAT Cables ad. Then you'll have your CAT-Woman! :B

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            • David Meek
              Ultra Senior Member
              • Aug 2000
              • 8934

              #7
              Only if she wears that leather thingy! Ooooh, CATwoman.

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              • Lex
                Ultra Senior Member
                • Apr 2001
                • 27460

                #8
                lol.
                Doug
                "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" - Kramer

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