Could catwoman be this years Gigli?

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  • Gordon Moore
    Moderator Emeritus
    • Feb 2002
    • 3188

    Could catwoman be this years Gigli?

    "Catwoman" is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips (Halle Berry), a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever.


    Maybe...all though it's currently fairing better than the 7% Gigli has

    My favorite quote:

    "Catwoman meows, purrs, and hisses, but mostly just sucks. "


    This one's pretty good as well:

    "CATWOMAN should never have been made."
    Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
  • Kevin P
    Member
    • Aug 2000
    • 10808

    #2
    Well, let's see...

    Catwoman: Halle Berry :drool:

    Gigli: J.Loser :smackbutt: and Ben Quaffleck :throwup:

    Let's see, which would I rather blow my hard-earned cash on to watch...

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    • Burke Strickland
      Moderator
      • Sep 2001
      • 3161

      #3
      Originally posted by Kevin P
      Let's see, which would I rather blow my hard-earned cash on to watch...
      From all I've read about "Catwoman", you really would be blowing your cash on it. For example, check out this review in case the ones Gordon cited aren't convincing enough.

      If you want to watch Halle Berry, she's acted -- and looked good -- in a number of movies that ARE worth viewing. Why not pick up the DVD of "Monster's Ball" or "Die Another Day" or "X-Men" or "X-Men 2" or "Bulworth" or "Introducing Dorothy Dandridge" instead of wasting money on a dog, er, mangy cat, :>) of a movie?

      Just a thought. OTOH, Halle Berry crawling around on all fours in "Catwoman" is still bound to be better than anything Bennifer does in "Gigli". :>)

      Burke

      What you DON'T say may be held against you...

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      • George Bellefontaine
        Moderator Emeritus
        • Jan 2001
        • 7637

        #4
        Oh, I'll probably rent it when it comes to dvd, just to watch her crawling around... :twisted:
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        • Lex
          Moderator Emeritus
          • Apr 2001
          • 27461

          #5
          Maybe I can buy a gross of the DVDs when they come out to give away with cable orders, that's one thing they could do with them. I'd like to put Halle on the site. :B

          Lex
          Doug
          "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" - Kramer

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          • Kevin P
            Member
            • Aug 2000
            • 10808

            #6
            Giving away the DVDs with cable orders would probably hurt sales! : Unless you go on the premise that CAT Cables are so good they make even Gigli and Catwoman watchable!

            Better yet Lex, get Halle to pose for a CAT Cables ad. Then you'll have your CAT-Woman! :B

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            • David Meek
              Moderator Emeritus
              • Aug 2000
              • 8938

              #7
              Only if she wears that leather thingy! Ooooh, CATwoman.

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              • Lex
                Moderator Emeritus
                • Apr 2001
                • 27461

                #8
                lol.
                Doug
                "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" - Kramer

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