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    I was inspired by a similar thread on another A/V forum, and have been sick as a dog the last week or so. I haven't felt like doing much of anything, so I've been thinking through movies. I'll admit it--I'm a dork who regularly quotes movies in life. I came up with a list of my favorite movie quotes that I not only like, but quote in pertinent situations.

    Was rather amazed what the list came to--20 freakin' pages on Word! And yes, I have used virtually all of them at one point or another, particularly when flying. Perhaps reading through the list, you'll get a chuckle from remembering a particular movie scene.

    I'd also be interested if there's any others that you guys use as movie quotes. I'll add more as I'm sure I haven't thought of some yet.

    Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
    - Pleasantville

  • #2
    2001: A Space Odyssey
    - “What are you doing, Dave?”
    o HAL

    Ace Ventura
    - “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!”
    - “LACES OUT!!!”
    - “Who’s a boo? Who’s a boo zhah boo boo?”
    - “I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 9-1-1?”
    - “Alllllll-righty then!”
    - “Yeah. Yeah. Can you FEEL THAT, BUDDY? Huh? Huh?”
    - “Loser. Loo-hoo.. zeh-her. LOOOOOSER!”

    Air America
    - “Wild Dog to Base—F#%@ off.”
    o Mel Gibson

    Air Force One
    - “Get off my plane!”
    o Harrison Ford

    - “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
    - “We have Clearance, Clarence”
    “Roger, Roger”
    “What’s our Vector, Victor?”
    - “The cockpit? What is it?”
    “Well, it’s this little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that’s not important right now”
    - “Surely you can’t be serious!”
    “I am serious. … and don’t call me Shirley!”
    - “Lay ‘em down, and smack ‘em, yack ‘em! Sheeeeeeet.”
    - “I just want to tell you ‘good luck, we’re all counting on you’”
    - “Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
    - “You ever seen a grown man naked?”
    - “Do you like movies about gladiators?”
    - “It’s an entirely different kind of flying. Altogether!”
    “It’s an entirely different kind of flying”
    - “No thank you. I take my coffee black. Like my men”
    - “Mayday? MAYDAY? Why… that’s the Russian New Year!”
    - “What a pisser!”
    - “What can you make out of this, Johny?”
    “Out of this? Why, I can make a brooch… I can make a teradactyl…”
    - “… and that’s when I found out I have a drinking problem”

    - “PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! In an iiiiiity bitty little living space!”

    - “Express elevator to hell, man! Going down!”
    o Bill Pullman
    - “Game over, man! Game over!”
    o Bill Pullman

    - “I love lamp!”

    Animal House
    - “War’s over, man. Wermer dropped the big one”
    - “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
    o Bluto
    - “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son”
    o Dean Wermer
    - “My advice to you… start drinking heavily”
    o Bluto
    - “You’re on double secret probation!”
    o Dean Wermer

    Apocalypse Now
    - “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like… victory”
    o Robert Duvall

    Apollo 13
    - “Houston, we have a problem”
    o Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell

    Army of Darkness
    - “First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. (spits) BLOW.”
    - “This… is my BOOM STICK!”
    - “Give me some sugar, baby”
    - “Hail to the king, baby.”
    - “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun”

    Austin Powers
    - “I wanted sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their foreheads!”
    - “Groovy, baby!”
    - “It’s frickin’ freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth!”
    - “This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!”
    - “One… MILLION… dollars!” (said with pinky held to corner of mouth)
    - “Allow myself to introduce… myself”
    - “Who does number two work for?”

    Austin Powers: Goldmember
    - “Fazhah! You know… daddy?”
    - “If there’s two things I can’t stand, it’s people who are intolerant of other cultures… and the Dutch!”
    - “Twins, Basil! Twins!”

    Back to the Future
    - “Hellooo! McFly! Hello!”
    o Biff
    - “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
    o Doc
    - “Why don’t you make like a tree… and get outta here”
    o Biff
    - “1.21 GIGAWATTS! 1… POINT 21 GIGAWATTS!!!”
    o Doc Brown

    Better Off Dead
    - “Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way… TURN.”
    - “Gee, Ricky, I’m sorry your mom blew up.”
    - “I want my two dollars!”

    - “Wait ‘til they get a load of me”
    o Jack Nicholson as the Joker

    Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
    - “Bill my friend?”
    “Yes, Ted, my excellent friend”
    “Something strange is afoot at the Circle K”

    Blazing Saddles
    - “Mongo only pawn, in game of life”
    - “Brother, they said you was HUNG!”
    “And they was RIGHT!”
    - “Mongo like candy!”
    o Mongo
    - “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”
    o (referenced to and from several other movies as well)
    - “Excuse me, while I…. whip this out”
    o Sheriff Bart
    - “Where all the white women at?”
    o Sheriff Bart

    The Blues Brothers
    - “We’re on a mission from God”
    - “Two whole fried chickens… and a Coke.”
    - “Hi! This is car 34. We’re in a truck!”
    - “It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
    “Hit it!”

    - “Freedom!”
    o William Wallace

    - “Be the ball, Danny. Be the ball”
    o Chevy Chase
    - “The Dalai Lama says, ‘…on your deathbed… you will achieve total consciousness.’ So I got that going for me”
    o Bill Murray
    - “Noonan!” (said to shake someone’s concentration)

    - “Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By’”
    - “We’ll always have Paris”
    - “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid”
    o Bogie

    A Christmas Story
    - “You’ll shoot your eye out!”

    Cool Hand Luke
    - “What we have here, is a failure to communicate!”

    Dazed and Confused
    - “That’s what I love about high school girls. I get older… and they stay the saaaaame age.”

    Die Hard
    - “Yippie Ki-yay, mother%#@ers!”
    o Bruce Willis

    Dirty Harry
    - (mouth full of hot dog) “STOP!”
    - “You got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well? …PUNK? Do ya?”
    - “Hey… mister! … I gots to know!”

    Dr. Strangelove
    - “Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here! This is war room!”

    Dumb and Dumber
    - “Mary… I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”
    o Harry
    - “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!!”
    o Harry
    - “SAMSONITE! Man, I was WAY off!”
    o Harry
    - “Would you look at the ass on that!”
    “Yeah, he must work out”.

    A Few Good Men
    - “You can’t handle the truth!”
    o Col Nathan R. Jessup

    - “E.T. phone home”
    - “Ooooouuch…..”

    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    - “Bueller? … Bueller?”
    - “Something-doo economics? Voo-doo economics”

    Field of Dreams
    - “Is this heaven?”
    “No… this is Iowa.”
    - “If you build it, he will come”

    The Fifth Element
    - “Multipass”
    o Leeloo

    - “I am the greatest! I am the GREATEST! I AM THE GREAAAAATEEEEEST!”
    o Nicholas Cage

    Fletch Lives
    - “What’s your name?”
    “Bend over!”
    “Ben? Nice to meet ya!”

    Forrest Gump
    - “Stupid is as stupid does”
    - “Life is like a box of chocolates”

    Full Metal Jacket
    - “Only two things come from Texas! Steers and queers, and you don’t look like no steer to me!”
    - “You look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!”

    Galaxy Quest
    - “F%$%^ THAT!!!”
    o Gwen DeMarco (upon seeing the “smasher room” they have to go through”

    - “Do you expect me to talk?
    “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to die!”
    o James Bond and Goldfinger
    - “Bond… James Bond”
    - “Martini… shaken, not stirred”

    The Godfather
    - “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”
    o Marlon Brando

    Gone With the Wind
    - “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
    o Clark Gable

    Good Morning Vietnam
    - “Gooooooood morning, Vietnam!”
    - “It’s so damn hot, I saw a guy just burst into flames! Do a little crotch pot cookin’
    - “Sir? I work for a living! What does three up and three down mean to you?”
    “The end of an inning?”

    - “Rocky… Rrrroad?”
    o Sloth
    - “And then… this was horrible. I made this sound like… huehhhh… huehhh… and then everybody in the theater started puking on each other”
    o Chunk

    Groundhog Day
    - “Morning campers! … it’s Groundhog Day!”

    Happy Gilmore
    - “I eat little shits like you for breakfast.”
    “You eat shit for breakfast?”

    - “There can be only one!”

    History of the World Part I
    - “Oedipus! What’s up, mother f#%@er?”
    - “It’s good to be the king!”
    - “Oh, piss boy!”
    “Oui, oui, sir?”
    “Yes, and lots of it!”
    - “Virgins! Put on your ‘No Entry’ signs!”
    - “HEEEE is a eunich!”
    - “Count de Money! Count de Money!”
    - “Seize this, Honkus!”

    The Jerk
    - “Hey! Somebody’s shooting these cans!”
    o Steve Martin

    Jerry Maguire
    - “Show me the money!”
    o Cuba Gooding Jr.
    - “You complete me”
    o Tom Cruise
    - “You had me at hello”
    o Renee Zellweger

    Johnny Dangerously
    - “You shouldn’t shoot me, Johnny. My mother shot me once. … ONCE!”
    - “Did you know your last name is an adverb?”

    The Karate Kid (original)
    - “Wax on, wax off”
    o Mr. Miyagi
    - “Sweep the leg, Johnny!”

    Kindergarten Cop
    - “It’s not a tumor!”
    o Detective John Kimball

    Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    - “Is your house on fire, Clark?”
    o Aunt Bethany
    - “Hallelujah…Holy Shit! …. Where’s the Tylenol?”
    o Clark Griswold
    - “Can’t see the panty line, can you, Russ?”
    o Clark Griswold

    A League of Their Own
    - “There’s no crying in baseball!”
    o Tom Hanks

    Lethal Weapon
    - “I’m too old for this sh!#”

    Lethal Weapon 3
    - “They f@#$ you at the drive through! They F%#@ you at the drive through!”
    o Joe Pesci

    Life of Brian
    - “Wewease Wodger!”
    - “Centuwion… stwike him! Woughwy!”

    Lord of the Rings
    - “My… PRECIOUS!!!!”
    o Smeagol

    The Marathon Man
    - “Is it safe?”

    The Matrix
    - “You think that’s air you’re breathing now?”
    o Morpheus

    - “Do you believe in miracles? … YES!”
    o Al Michaels (even just typing this gives me goosebumps)

    Mr. Mom
    - “220… 221… whatever it takes”

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    - “We are the Knights Who Say… ‘Ni’!”
    - “It’s just a flesh wound!”
    o The Black Knight
    - “Help, help, I’m being repressed!
    o Dennis, the Constitutional Peasant
    - “I’m 37, I’m not old!!!”
    o Dennis, the Constitutional Peasant
    - “Yes, a good spanking for us all! And after the spankings, the oral sex!”
    - “Can’t I have just a little peril?”
    “No, it’s too perilous”
    - “Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away, oh brave Sir Robin! When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.”
    - “1… 2… 5!”
    “3, sir, 3!”
    - “I... fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of edelberries!”
    - “Run away! Run awayyyy!”
    - “One day, lad… all this will be yours!”
    “What… the curtains?”
    - “She’s got HUUUGE… tracts of land!”

    Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
    - “But sir, the mint is wahfer theen!”
    “I’m stuffed. F#&@ off.”

    The Naked Gun
    - “I love swimming in raw sewage! … I LOVE it!”
    o Frank Drebbin
    - “Nice beaver!”
    o Frank Drebbin

    Office Space
    - “I wouldn’t say I’ve been MISSING work, Bob!”
    - “Peter! Whaaaaat’s happenin’?”
    - “We’re going to federal ‘Pound Me in the A$$’ prison!”

    On The Waterfront
    - “I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody”
    o Marlon Brando

    Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
    o Steve Martin

    Planet of the Apes
    - “Get your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty ape!”
    o Charlton Heston

    - “I ain’t got time to bleed”
    o Jesse Ventura

    The Princess Bride
    - “Have fun storming the castle, boys!”
    - “Inconceivable!”
    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
    - “Hello… my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
    - “Mawwiage. Mawwaige and wuv. Twue wuv!”

    Pulp Fiction
    - “Royale with Cheese”
    - “Five Dollar Shake”

    Rain Man
    - “Uh oh… 5 minutes to Wapner”

    Raising Arizona
    - “Son! … you got a panty on your head!”

    Rattle and Hum
    - “Ok Edge… play the blues!”
    o Bono

    Real Genius
    - “Kent puts his name on his license plates”
    “My mother does the same thing to my underwear”
    “Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?”
    - “I was contemplating the immortal words of Socrates, who said… ‘I drank what?’”

    Red Dawn

    The Ringer
    - “Name any movie, and I’ll tell you all about it”
    “OK… how about… Jaws”
    “Yeah, that was a good movie”

    Risky Business
    - “Sometimes you just have to say, ‘What the F#%@!’”

    - “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
    - I’ll buy THAT for a dollar!”

    - “Yo, Adrian!”
    o Stallone

    Rocky IV
    - “I must break you”
    o Ivan Drago

    The Sandlot
    - “FOR-EV-ER”
    - “You’re killing me, Smalls!”

    - “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!”
    o Al Pacino

    - “You’re going to a special place in hell. A place reserved for child molesters and people who talk in movie theaters”
    o The Reverend

    The Simpson Movie
    - “Alaska! Where there is no such thing as being too fat, or too drunk!”
    o Homer

    Sixteen Candles
    - “What’s-a-happenin’, hot stuff?”
    o Long Duck Dong
    - “What’s your name?”
    “… what’s your first name?”
    “??? … what’s your MIDDLE name?”
    - “No more hanky my wanky! The Donger need food!”
    o Long Duck Dong

    The Sixth Sense
    - “I see Dead People”
    o Haley Joel Osmond

    So I Married an Axe Murderer
    - “Excuse me, I distinctly ordered the LARGE cappuccino!?!”
    o Mike Myers
    - “Let’s get pissed!”
    - “HEAD! PANTS! NOW!”
    - “Do you see the size of that boy’s head? It’s like Sputnik!”

    - “1, 2, 3, 4, 5. That’s amazing! That’s the combination to my luggage!”
    - “It’s Megamaid, sir. She’s gone from suck to blow!”
    - “Ah, you’re right. And when you’re right, you’re right. And you? You’re always right!”
    o Mawg
    - “Ludicrous speed… GO!”
    o Dark Helmet
    - “He’s an Asshole, sir. Major Asshole.”
    - “Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry! … LONESTAR!”
    o Dark Helmet
    - “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let’s see how you… handle it.”
    o Dark Helmet
    - “What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? …CHICKEN?”
    o Dark Helmet
    - “Dink DINK!” (for “good luck”)

    Spies Like Us
    - “Meet your contacts, on the road to Dushanbe!”
    - “Doctor! Doctor. Doctor! Doctor. Doctor!”

    Star Wars Episode IV
    - “TK-421, why aren’t you at your post?”
    - “Stay on target!”
    - “These are not the droids you are looking for”
    o Obi Wan Kenobi
    - “I’m not such a bad pilot myself, you know”
    o Luke Skywalker

    Star Wars Episode V
    - “I love you”
    “I know”
    o Han and Leia
    - “No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”
    o Yoda
    - “Luke… I am your father”
    o Vader

    Starship Troopers
    - “A smart bug? Frankly, I find the idea offensive”

    - “Lighten up, Francis”
    - “ARRRRRRMY training, sir!”

    Sudden Impact
    - “Go ahead… make my day”
    o Dirty Harry

    Super Troopers
    - “These schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries”
    - “Lighten up, Farva”
    - “Listen up, meow”
    - “Say car Ramrod!”
    - “Who wants a moustache ride!”
    - “I’m going to pistol whip the next guy that says, ‘Shenanigans!’”
    - “Littering and…? Littering AND…? … Smokin’ the reefer!”

    Taxi Driver
    - “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’… to me?”
    o Robert DeNiro

    Team America
    - “Why is everyone so f#%@ing stupid? Why aren’t they more intewwigent, wike me?”
    o Kim Jong Il
    - “I’m so ronery!”
    o Kim Jong Il
    - “America! F#%@ yeah!”
    - “Hans Bwix? You’re bwaking my bawls, Hans. You’re bwaking my bawls.”
    o Kim Jong Il
    - “Herrrrrro!”
    o Kim Jong Il
    - “Ahhhhhhh, dirka DIRKA!”
    - “We’re guarrrrrrrds. …guarrrrrrrrds.”

    The Terminator
    - “I’ll be back”
    o Arnold (as well as several other Arnold movies)

    Terminator 2
    - “Hasta la vista… baby.”
    o Arnold

    This is Spinal Tap
    - “Yeah… but these go to Eleven!”
    - “That’s pretty… yeah… really delicate… I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach. It’s something inbetween, like a ‘Mach’ piece. It’s called ‘Lick my Love Pump’”

    The Three Amigos
    - “We all have our El Guapos”
    - “You two! You… two! Caw! Lookuphere! Lookuphere! Hey, YOU GUYS!”
    o Steve Martin
    - “Jefe. Would you say I have a… ‘plethora’ of piñatas?”

    - “I’m King of the World!”
    o Jack

    - “I’m your huckleberry”
    o Doc Holliday

    Top Gun
    - “I feel the need! The need… for speed!”
    o Maverick and Goose
    - “That’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you”
    o Maverick
    - “Tower, this is Ghostrider, requesting flyby”
    - “The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid”

    Wayne’s World
    - “He blows goats. I have proof”
    - “Hi. I’m in… Delaware”

    The Wizard of Oz
    - “Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore”
    o Dorothy
    - “There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!”
    o Dorothy
    - “I’ll get you, my pretty! You, and your little dog, too!”
    o The Wicked Witch of the West

    Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
    - Pleasantville


    • #3
      You must have been V sick!

      Here is one of my favorites:

      From “A Man for all Seasons”

      Margaret More: ‘Father, that man's bad.’
      Sir Thomas More: ‘There's no law against that.’
      William Roper: ‘There is: God's law.’
      Sir Thomas More: ‘Then God can arrest him.’


      Practicing Curmudgeon & Audio Snob
      ....just an "ON" switch, Please!



      • #4
        Apocalypse Now
        "Charlie don't surf!"
        o Robert Duvall
        "His methods have become....unsound"
        o G D Spradlin (RIP)

        Pulp Fiction
        "ENGLISH , MOTHERF*%#!@*. DO YOU SPEAK IT???"
        o Samuel Jackson

        They Live
        "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum-and I'm all outta bubble gum"
        o Roddy Piper

        Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
        o Deep Thought
        (Although I used that quote long before either of the films were made)

        Marantz PM7200-RIP
        Marantz PM-KI Pearl
        Schiit Modi 3
        Marantz CD5005
        Paradigm Studio 60 v.3


        • #5
          Wooh Wooh

          I almost forgot.....


          Tony Montana:

          You wanna f%@k with me?
          You wanna play rough?
          Say hello to my little friend!


          Practicing Curmudgeon & Audio Snob
          ....just an "ON" switch, Please!



          • #6
            Originally posted by Alaric

            Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"
            A classic...for sure!


            Practicing Curmudgeon & Audio Snob
            ....just an "ON" switch, Please!



            • #7
              Haha Chris, not many people can use the "Get off my plane" line


              • #8
                Good one, Chuck!

                Chris is one of the few who has the option.

                Heck, he can even get off his own plane, if he wants.


                Practicing Curmudgeon & Audio Snob
                ....just an "ON" switch, Please!



                • #9
                  Hheheheee... personally, I think the most specialized line of mine is the "meet your contacts on the road to Dushanbe" one from Spies Like Us. I use it every time I fly from Europe to Afghanistan, and routing takes us through Dushanbe.

                  Lee, I totally forgot about "Hitchiker's Guide", which I can add to the list since it's a movie now and not just a book. Good one!

                  Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                  - Pleasantville


                  • #10
                    Matrix: There is no spoon
                    Anaconda: Oh, zhey don't? (just because the horrible accent from Jon Voight)
                    Fight Club: Rule 1
                    Goonies: Hey you guys!
                    Goonies: It's a bootie twap
                    V for Vendetta: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
                    Speed: Thanks for pushing the button never know when it could be broken
                    Raiders of the Lost Ark: Snakes!
                    The last Crusade: It's just a snake.


                    • #11
                      I thought of a couple more movies.

                      Old School
                      - “You’re my boy, Blue!”
                      - “It tastes so good… when it hits your lips!”
                      - “We’re going streaking! We’re going streaking through the quad!”
                      - “Snoop! Snoop-a-loop!”
                      - “Going to go to Home Depot! Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond? I don’t know… don’t know if we’ll have enough time!”
                      - (singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”) “… and I need you now, tonight. I F%#@ing need you more, than ever!”

                      Billy Madison
                      - “What you just said makes absolutely… no sense. Everyone in the room is now dumber, for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

                      Fight Club
                      - “The first rule of Fight Club is, you don’t talk about Fight Club!”

                      Good Will Hunting
                      - “How do you like them apples?!?”

                      Lampoon’s European Vacation
                      - “Look kids, Big Ben! Parliament!”
                      - “Excuse me… my family and I are looking for sex?”

                      Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation
                      - “Right this way, Mr. Pappagiorgio!” (I use this all the time when gambling)

                      - “Happy Scrappy! Happy Scrappy!”

                      - “Mail, muthaf#%@er!”
                      - “This isn’t where I parked my car!”
                      - “Club Vondersexxx!”
                      - “This is one crazy pope!”
                      - “Scotty doesn’t know!”
                      - “Here’s a fun little Frommer’s fact for you… you made out with your sister!”
                      - “I got robbed! It was AWESOME!”
                      - “A nickel! (slaps the manager) I quit and start my own hotel!”
                      - “Happy Jus!”
                      - “Oh, scuzi! Mi scuzi!”

                      Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                      - Pleasantville


                      • #12
                        Fifth Element

                        Bada Bing Bada Bang.


                        Take the blue pill, ... or take the red pill and
                        See how deep the rabbit hole goes.

                        I'll have to add to this, this requires some thought, lol. But nothing like Chris's list! Whew!

                        The Long Kiss Goodnight
                        Samual L Jackson "Get the F... out of here!"
                        "I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" - Kramer


                        • #13
                          Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

                          Peter: Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
                          Dana: Well, what's he doing in my ice box?
                          Peter: I'm working on that.

                          Peter: NOBODY steps on a church in my town.

                          Ghostbusters 2
                          Egon: We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.

                          Do..... Re..... Egonnn...!

                          Dock Supervisor: The Titanic just arrived.
                          Dock Supervisor: Well, better late then never.

                          Wayne's World: "A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"


                          • #14
                            One of my favorites is the Emperor in the movie "Amadeus"

                            "Well......there it is!!"
                            Dan Madden :T


                            • #15
                              " Houston, we have a problem."

                              Gosh, I can't remember how many times I've used that expression during a crisis, back in the days when I ran huge printing and publishing companies.
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                              • #16
                                Forgot another much-used one from Holy Grail:

                                "... and there was much rejoicing. yayyyyyyyyy..."

                                Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                - Pleasantville


                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by George Bellefontaine
                                  " Houston, we have a problem."

                                  Gosh, I can't remember how many times I've used that expression during a crisis, back in the days when I ran huge printing and publishing companies.
                                  Haha George, we use that one all the time down here when our sports teams aren't doing so hot :B


                                  • #18
                                    Wayne's World

                                    "It's sucking my will to live!"


                                    Probably 100 other ones but those are the 2 main ones I can think of lol.


                                    • #19
                                      Young Frankenstein

                                      Dr. Friedrich Von Frankenstein

                                      "Wow! What a pair of knockers!"


                                      • #20
                                        Jules in Pulp Fiction, just before he executes some poor sucker...

                                        "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."



                                        • #21
                                          Major League
                                          - “Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside!”

                                          Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                          - Pleasantville


                                          • #22
                                            Shadows and Fog

                                            Kurtwood Smith (pointing at Woody Allen): He's INCOMPETENT!

                                            Allen: But I don't know enough to be incompetent.

                                            Star Trek IV:

                                            McCoy: My God man. Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman is suffering from immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distention.

                                            Kirk: What did you tell him she has?

                                            McCoy: Cramps.


                                            • #23
                                              Superman Returns "I'm always around"


                                              • #24
                                                "I come in Peace"
                                                Bad Alien: I come in peace.
                                                Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren): But you go in pieces, a$$hole.


                                                • #25
                                                  Wayne’s World
                                                  - “Exqueeze me? A baking powder?”
                                                  o Wayne
                                                  - "Game on!"

                                                  Star Wars Episode I
                                                  - “Weeesa goin’ HOME!”
                                                  o Jar Jar (yes, I do use this one)

                                                  - “Lemme show you the door. THERE’S THE DOOR!”
                                                  o Aldo

                                                  The Brady Bunch Movie
                                                  - “Hey there, groovy chick! You are happening in a far out way!”
                                                  o Greg

                                                  Batman (1966)
                                                  - “To the Batmobile, Robin!” (doodle doodle doo)
                                                  o Adam West

                                                  Demolition Man
                                                  - “Let’s go blow this guy!”
                                                  “… AWAY! Blow this guy… AWAY!”
                                                  - “He’s finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass”
                                                  “That’s MET his match, and KICKED. KICKED his ass”
                                                  - “Be well, John Spartan!”
                                                  o Computer

                                                  Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                                  - Pleasantville


                                                  • #26
                                                    I’m Gonna Get You Sucka
                                                    - “How much for one… rib…?”
                                                    o Chris Rock

                                                    Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                                    - Pleasantville


                                                    • #27
                                                      The Shootist

                                                      I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

                                                      o John Wayne (RIP)

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                                                      • #28
                                                        Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
                                                        - “Dishes are done, man!!!”

                                                        - “They’re all going to laugh at you!”

                                                        Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                                        - Pleasantville


                                                        • #29
                                                          "Ain't nobody got time for that!"


                                                          and of course, the autotune remix version

                                                          hmm... not sure why the youtube script broke on the first vid... here's a regular link:


                                                          • #30
                                                            Another one I like to do to kids is to walk right up to them really close, tower over them and say: "I need your cloths, your boots, and your motorcycle" !!! :rofl:
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                                                            • #31
                                                              What About Bob?
                                                              - “I want! I want! I neeeed! I neeeeeed!”

                                                              - “All I want is some peace and quiet!”
                                                              “I’ll be quiet”
                                                              “… I’ll be peace!”

                                                              - “Baby steps to the door… baby steps outside… baby steps…”

                                                              Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                                              - Pleasantville


                                                              • #32
                                                                This is a pretty cool topic. from Angel Heart:

                                                                "I got a thing about chickens"

                                                                " No matter how quickly you glance, your reflection in the mirror always looks you in the eye"

                                                                There's more in that movie I like, but those are the first two I came up with.
                                                                Last edited by Manning; 06 November 2012, 22:43 Tuesday. Reason: Grammar


                                                                • #33
                                                                  I'm going to add something from a movie I recently watched, actually, because I like the quote so much:

                                                                  The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
                                                                  - “Everything will be all right in the end. If everything is not all right, then it is not yet the end”

                                                                  Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.
                                                                  - Pleasantville


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