Snakes on a Plane?

[june]

Hello,

Who's going to this film? I'm waiting for someone to tell me it #$%^&!

[H.Donald]

Not only am I not going to see Snakes on a Plane...I am also not going to see Snakes on a Train....

Can't do snake movies...

[David Meek]

Herman, for a second there I thought you were having a Dr. Seuss moment.

I won't be going to see this one. Why waste the time?

[H.Donald]

Nor will I see Snakes in the Rain...
Even if on a train to Maine...
Cause I'm sure my interest would wane...

Ok,I'll stop....going to my room....

[Brandon B]

Why waste the time?

'Cuz it might be damn funny?



BB

[George Bellefontaine]

I'll likely rent it when it comes to dvd and get a few laughs then. Here's a few other releases to look for:

ALLIGATORS IN THE OUT HOUSE
SCORPIONS IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
SKELETON'S IN THE CLOSET
GIANT LOBSTERS ON A BUS
OCTOPUS ON A SAILBOAT
SPIDERS ON A BED

All the above star Samuel L. Jackson, too.

[aud19]

Mother F'ing Snakes on a Plane!!!.... Yeah I think I'll skip this one :lol:

[RobP]

My Daughter has been chomping at the bit ever since they started running trailers, Im taking her and several of her friends to see it. If it stinks we will make it fun. Sometimes movies like this can be fun if the audience gets into it.

[peterS]

ssssssssss

[Chris D]

Not me... we saw a trailer for this before we watched "The Breakup" in theaters. My wife and I looked at each other and said, "are you kidding me?"

I don't care how it started, what the story is, the scenes I've seen just look beyond rediculous.

[RobP]

Okay! I just seen it. Agggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. If my daughter wasnt so gung ho on seeing that movie I would have left the first chance I could. It was just plain baaaad. Oh well..lets hope she remembers this when I am old and feeble and need a favor. :lol:

[dyazdani]

It was just plain baaaad.

I would have never guessed :B

Heck, you can't even get toothpaste on a plane now, how does a snake get there?

[RobP]

Believe me it was one hell of a stretch to get that part of the story to work.

[Lex]

I laughed my a$$ off in previews of this one. Boy, how low has what's his name went? Gee, I used to think of him as a pretty good actor, but taking such a role as this? Opinion lowered

[dyazdani]

Believe me it was one hell of a stretch to get that part of the story to work.

I'd expect nothing less...

[Arneson]

If this will be the Blockbusted hit you think it is then for sure it will be up for awards.
Best supporting snake,
Snake handler of the year,(a big one)
The most snakes ever in a cockpit,
and I could go on about how good the outakes and bloopers must be.

[Lex]

don't you mean the "outsnakes" and bloopers?

[Arneson]

Eventually a Snequel.
Snakes on a Burning Plane. subtitle, The Mile Die Club.

[David Meek]

Snequel? At 3:30 in the morning that's REALLY funny. :rofl:

Back to bed. . . .

[Danbry39]

Samuel on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart was hilarious.

LINK

[Chris D]

Well, it's getting 64% on Rotten Tomatoes, MUCH better than I expected.

[Russ L]

A poll conducted on a national TV network website said only 19% of people wanted to see it in theaters, 15% wait for DVD and the rest said no way.

[Russ L]

Best supporting snake

:rofl:

[brendon]

This is what happens when Holywood runs out of European films and classic TV shows and comic books to rehash. :E
You could not pay me enough to sit through this.
Brendon

[Lex]

hey, outsnakes instead of outtakes was pretty funny too David.

Samual L will be a while living this one down. lol. I think a film like this could damage one's reputation indulably.

I saw Anaconda, that did me in on snake films. If anyone wants to buy it, I'll sell a superbit to ya cheap.

[LikeCoiledSteel]

Samual L will be a while living this one down. lol. I think a film like this could damage one's reputation indulably.

It is hit and miss with SLJ. His performance in The Red Violin was excellent. Yet he goes on to do many crappys ex. Deep Blue Sea, Swat, Ahem-Star Wars etc. Steel

[RobP]

This film was never meant to be a serious movie from what I hear inside the industry, it was made bad to be just a cheesy fun movie. SLJ knew this when he first heard the title and read the script. Its geared towards the teen-early twenties crowd and it seems that they tried to create a instant bad classic, but you cant make that happen. It has to happen on its own.

[Arneson]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, fer example?

[RobP]

Exactly Arneson.