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Have you ever wondered why Boeing can put a brand new 777 into the air and it lands at the right airport without any break-in of the electronics and wiring?
Have you ever wondered why an AIM-120D air-to-air missile can hit its target in all weathers 130 miles away without any break-in of the electronics and wiring?
Have you ever wondered why the STS-125 upgrade to the Hubble telescope immediately provided perfect images of the far corners of the universe without any break-in of the electronics and wiring?
How can this be possible, you ask, when we know that audio equipment and cabling needs a lengthy break-in before it can provide optimum performance?
Well wonder no longer!
The secret is that all of these devices have been lightly coated with Snake Oil, which completely eliminates the need for a time consuming break-in.
By using Snake Oil you will avoid the pain of spending big dollars on a new piece of audio equipment only to be disappointed when you plug it in at home. You know in your heart that the equipment will sound better after 3 months of break-in, but time is money as they say and you’re out of time (and money).
But that’s not the only use for Snake Oil!
Have you ever wondered why you can’t hear the difference between $50 and $5,000 speaker cables when audiophiles can?
Have you ever wondered why high-end CD players don’t have inexpensive isolation feet fitted when audiophiles swear that they make a difference?
Have you ever wondered why audiophiles buy ceramic risers to isolate their cables from the electronic asteroid belt in their carpet when there’s no scientific way of measuring the interference?
Well wonder no longer.
You can rub Snake Oil into your ears too!
For years audiophiles have secretly been rubbing Snake Oil into their ears before auditioning new equipment and cables. This enables them to hear things that ordinary human beings can’t hear. Where do you think the expression 'golden ears' comes from? That’s right, it’s that light coating of Snake Oil.
Now ordinary human beings can be audiophiles too. My company FBNAE (the Fly By Night Audio Enhancement Corporation, registered in Lagos, Nigeria) has taken advantage of the current recession and bought a massive supply of Snake Oil. We are therefore able to offer you this incredible product at the hugely discounted price of $199.95 a bottle. Beware of cheap imitations. Only genuine FBNAE Snake Oil will guarantee the wonderful results described above.
Hear what our satisfied customers have to say about FBNAE Snake Oil:
“Listnin’ to my Electrocompaniet dpA2s was like huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. Since I rubbed it with FBNAE Snake Oil it provides a satisfying degree of emotional color and has a top end that is extended yet utterly smooth and organic".~ Jethro – Hog Chain, Mississippi
“It was like a burka had been lifted”. ~ Hakim – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
“I paid $21,000 for Audioquest Everest speaker cables and they sounded just the same as my old Radio Shack ones until I rubbed my ears with FBNAE Snake Oil. Now I’m able to find the musical essence of most recordings and hear a greater amount of musically pertinent detail without any forcefulness or lack of naturalness”. ~ Percy – Little Sodbury, England
“Ace mate”. ~ Bruce – Bondi Beach, Australia
Have you ever wondered why an AIM-120D air-to-air missile can hit its target in all weathers 130 miles away without any break-in of the electronics and wiring?
Have you ever wondered why the STS-125 upgrade to the Hubble telescope immediately provided perfect images of the far corners of the universe without any break-in of the electronics and wiring?
How can this be possible, you ask, when we know that audio equipment and cabling needs a lengthy break-in before it can provide optimum performance?
Well wonder no longer!
The secret is that all of these devices have been lightly coated with Snake Oil, which completely eliminates the need for a time consuming break-in.
By using Snake Oil you will avoid the pain of spending big dollars on a new piece of audio equipment only to be disappointed when you plug it in at home. You know in your heart that the equipment will sound better after 3 months of break-in, but time is money as they say and you’re out of time (and money).
But that’s not the only use for Snake Oil!
Have you ever wondered why you can’t hear the difference between $50 and $5,000 speaker cables when audiophiles can?
Have you ever wondered why high-end CD players don’t have inexpensive isolation feet fitted when audiophiles swear that they make a difference?
Have you ever wondered why audiophiles buy ceramic risers to isolate their cables from the electronic asteroid belt in their carpet when there’s no scientific way of measuring the interference?
Well wonder no longer.
You can rub Snake Oil into your ears too!
For years audiophiles have secretly been rubbing Snake Oil into their ears before auditioning new equipment and cables. This enables them to hear things that ordinary human beings can’t hear. Where do you think the expression 'golden ears' comes from? That’s right, it’s that light coating of Snake Oil.
Now ordinary human beings can be audiophiles too. My company FBNAE (the Fly By Night Audio Enhancement Corporation, registered in Lagos, Nigeria) has taken advantage of the current recession and bought a massive supply of Snake Oil. We are therefore able to offer you this incredible product at the hugely discounted price of $199.95 a bottle. Beware of cheap imitations. Only genuine FBNAE Snake Oil will guarantee the wonderful results described above.
Hear what our satisfied customers have to say about FBNAE Snake Oil:
“Listnin’ to my Electrocompaniet dpA2s was like huntin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. Since I rubbed it with FBNAE Snake Oil it provides a satisfying degree of emotional color and has a top end that is extended yet utterly smooth and organic".~ Jethro – Hog Chain, Mississippi
“It was like a burka had been lifted”. ~ Hakim – Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
“I paid $21,000 for Audioquest Everest speaker cables and they sounded just the same as my old Radio Shack ones until I rubbed my ears with FBNAE Snake Oil. Now I’m able to find the musical essence of most recordings and hear a greater amount of musically pertinent detail without any forcefulness or lack of naturalness”. ~ Percy – Little Sodbury, England
“Ace mate”. ~ Bruce – Bondi Beach, Australia
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